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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 03:57

What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

You Only Live Twice

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-”Ah so!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

Live and Let Die

-”She is very sexyful!”

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Goldfinger

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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Octopussy

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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Moonraker

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

From Russia With Love

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.